Month: September 2009

  • I See the Planes…

    Well I’m two plane rides away from the good old USA.  I havn’t seen any true women in 8 months and it’s funny what you miss the most is the auroma of perfume.  Your senses are so highened that you have a nose like a blood hound (I’m trying to make this sound as non-creeperish as possible.  I’m not a creeper).   I realize I’m a little wired, but nothing sooths the soul better than a $20 hour long full body massage from a middle-aged Kyrguzstan Lady with a sense of humor and broken English (Now you can’t find that deal in the States).  Well I’ll be in the North Dakota soon…So Take Care and Leave me some Love…Cya Kyle…

    PS…MPs need to lighten up and have a sense of humor…

  • Out of the Maw…

    I returned from the mountains 2 days ago and I’m just tore up.  From walkin the thin red line, endless fighting in the Afghan Highlands, dealings and politics of the Nuristani Hill Billies, the reports of rigged elections, I don’t have a fucking clue as to what the fuck we are doing.  And you know what I don’t care…I’m alive, my teams alive, and I’m going home…

    I got 11 days until I’m on that golden chopper to greener pastures.  I’m taken the time to hit the Gym and try to recover some of the 25 lbs I lost over here.  I look like an Ethiopian without the inflamed stomach.  Oh and lots of ice cream I have like 2 bowls a day so far I have had chocolate and vanilla (Root Beer Float).  I can’t wait for some Cold Stone…

    So even though I’m pretty much going home with no plans I have my obligations to my family.  I’m gonna see my Grandparents, my new baby cousin Zachary (I think this is the start of the baby boom in my family), my siblings, and going to tour the local Universities (University of North Dakota, North Dakota State University, and Concordia in Moorhead) with my little sister because we are gonna be freshmen at the same time…damn…I’m still living in Indiana but if I have to go home North Dakota gives instate tuition to veterans…hell yah…

    Zachary the newest edition to the clan…

    I guess I do have some kind of plans…everyone in my crew is now 21 so its gonna be interesting and me and Mike are going to beat Halo: ODST when it comes out…